IT IS OFFICAIL!

It is OFFICIAL! I am quitting Pokerstars for good. No more cash game in that RIG site, and no more donkfest tournaments over there. No matter what I do in there, those guys just know what is coming. In the last couple of sessions, the only way I could win was caught people bluffing, or winning the blinds preflop. It was very weired. A lot of hands I got chase down on the river for nothing but CHOP. It is especially true in NLH games. I've seen a guy always raised preflop when ever he entered the pot. Willing the call 3 bets shove for $15 with 7c 4c in 25c/50c table. Flop 448. In today session, not once, not twice but 3 times I had the nuts on the turn, raised pot, made over the pot bet like $15 to $20 into a $15 pot. Someone will call with a gutter against my made straight. 2 outers/3 outers river for a chop. In the final hand, MP first in pop to $1.50, I flat called with AQ on the button, BB also called. Flop QJ5 with 2 hearts. MP bet $2, I popped to $6, BB folded, MP called. Turn off suite 7. He check, I bet $16.50 into a $14 pot. He check/raised me all-in for $30. He showed Kh Qh, river 10h.

I always admit you can't beat any lucktard in this game. They carry more missiles than the US Army. When they drop a bomb on you, you can't hide. Since I am not a terrorist, and I don't look anything like Osama bin Laden; I can't even dodge bullets like Phil Hellmuth. Please tell me what chance do I have? I used to love PS a lot. When the love is over, it is over. PS is totally different than your ex-GF. Your ex always gives you the best blowjob in the world. Somehow, PokerStars gave me nothing but Bad Beats. With only $6.40 in the account, time to donk it away in my swung song tournament. Master Buck sent me extra $2.40 and I entered the $8.80 PLO. Here was how I went.

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Very first hand in the tournament dealt 2345. Limp pot to the guy on my right made it $80, I called to see the flop. As usual in these donkfest tournament, everyone called. I hit a wrap with bottom pair. I have 6 clear outs, maybe 8 if no one had a set. Flush card a bit worry but everyone had deep stack relative to the blinds. Donkey on my left bet pot, I called. That moron on my left re-pot. All fold to the Donkey called. Cost me $600 something more to call, I decided to call. Turn 5. I had the nuts but still vurnable. Donkey bet all in, I had to call, so did the button. I triple up in the very first hand.

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People says :" A good start is halfway to success!" Sorry mate! I don't think so, especially in PS tourneys surrounded by either Lucktards or mushrooms. In my opinion, " A good start is halfway to collapse!" With a good start, your self destruction will be more spectacular than normal. Because it is good for TV, good for railbirds and good for Poker wombats in general.

Called a pot double raised pre-flop with 6789 on button. Missed flop and folded instantly. Still have $9k in chips, now Robin Hood came in for a ride. Dealt AA36 ss in BB. I am not going crazy with this hand with the stack so deep. If I want to play, I will play a monster pot pre-flop. Not really want to raise OOP in BB selling my AA cheaply. MP opened the pot for $60, now Robin Hood re-pot to $210. Got 2 callers in the middle. Ideal situation for my hand, now I can re-pot to $1k+. All folded to Robin Hood, he re-pot me to a touch less than $3k. All folded to me and I put him all-in, he called. Flop, turn, river. You know what happen with his junks. Robin Hood is a real hero, but the fake one, as he is, is nothing but a moron . He has nothing in common with Bacon and Eggs, the Professor of snooker. Also I don't think Berry Greenstein will shove and play the way he did. Also, I don't think he has done much charity work in the past. All I can tell was hes a lucktard idiot, perhaps feeling very horny. He just want to shove everything up his ass whenever he can. Robin Hood then went on a tear, after robbing from my stack, he ended up busting out within the next orbit. Sharing my chips around to all members at the table.

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My stack still about $6k. Then this one came up. Blinds $15/$30. Huge multiway limp pot. I called in kighjack position with 3567. I had good position and don't mind seeing a cheap flop. Flop 3 4 K rainbow. What a flop for my hand. Now I have a pair of 3 along with a big wrap. Forget about the 3, I still have 13 outs to the nuts. With no flush draw there, my hand is a monster. SB lead out for $180, got 1 caller, I pop to $900, trying to buy the button and a free card on the turn as well. Now SB went ballistic, and shove. The MP caller also shoved. I was thinking, both guys must have at least 2 pair or sets. Mathematically I am still 40% to win, with no more betting to come, and the pot laying me better than 2-1. I love those situation. By the way who doesn't love to Get Laid? I called, SB called all-in. 2 pair vs 2 pair vs my big draw. I hit my 2 on the turn with 2 flush blockers, plus SB also had a blocker. I was 78% to win the hand, and you know what happen next.

Those guys play 2 pairs on the flop like there is no tomorrow. I know I am a worn in NLH, but not in PLO. I always take great pride on my PLO reads and plays. Somehow, for some reason I simply can't beat those Holdem players in Omaha. What's going on in here?

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Now I am back to my original stack, about $2900. Instead of limping and calling. Through out the tourney I played less than 10 hands that I were dealt. My flop percentage was like 30%, so it was a bit on the tight side in PLO. Now in the SB, blinds 25/50, dealt AKK2ds. As always got 5 limpers, I massage the pot for a $200 raise. Not going to go crazy in SB, as my stack still pretty deep. If I hit a good flop, I can do I lot of moves. Flop A82 with 2 spades. Had top and bottom pair, but very vulnerable. I am representing AA, and bet 1/2 pot $600. I need to find out how many Ace out there and who is on flush draw. All folded to the button and he flat call. Here was my assumptions:
1) He either had the A for 1 pair (coz if he had 2 pair or set, he will go ballistic!).
2) Bottom 2 pair (coz they play all kinds of junks).
3) Maybe only a pair of 8 with running cards ( About time for me to fish around, and might get lucky. I can always hit something on the turn and continue. Maybe PS has some malfunction, and would let me use all 4 of my cards at the same time).
4) 345 combo (Likely)
5) Flush draw (very likely).

Turn an off suite 10. Not the card I was hoping for but still not too bad. If he hit the turn for 2 pair, nothing I can do. Still think I am in front, and try to end it right there. I bet the pot for $2.4k, now he shoves, and cost me another 800 to call. Can't fold, coz I am still beating 10 8, AQJ or A9J7 combo. You know what happen next! 60% favorite on the flop, any flush card, I definitely fold unless 2s. Need to give me the worst card of all. He had no implied odds whatsoever, and he still stacked!

Pokerstars. I won't miss you, and please! From now on you and me are parting ways. Spring time is here. Perhaps you should open a Booth at the Royal Melbourne show ground. You can go ahead and invite all those motherluckers there, so the whole world will know what a lucktard is like. Also I can give you another great idea. You can sponsor the Spring Racing Carnival. Make a race like Pokerstars Melbourne Cup. Run some freeroll donkfest satellite in your site, I am sure you will find the best 20+ donkeys in this world. The race won't be run at Flemington but at the POND. It will be the last race at the Emirates Cup day. Make it an international event, invite the best camels from the Middle East. I am pretty sure all your donkeys will outswim those camels!