The Neverlose Love Affair

I lost in the final in the Yarraville Club Championship over the weekend. It wasn't a strong field as Alan Croft, Thorpy, David Collins and Steve Cain didn't play in it. I beat a C-grader 3-0, then Kevin Stone 3-0. In the semi I won 3-1 against Brad Harris, but lost in the final against The Great Has Been (Stan) 3-1. Overall I played pretty good, but need to work on my break building. Scoring 30+ break in an open pack won't be enough against good opponents. Need to work on it to have a good run at Albury in a fortnight.

Went home afterwards and watched the Crows demolished Port poofters in the Showdown. Unfortunately the bloody Bombers lost to the Tigers by 5 points and screwed me up. I had $50 parlay on Lions + Bombers + Dockers + Crows and Sydney. Damn!

Then Superman called me up and we went for a SWIM. We sat down in a new table but playing 7 handed all the way. Nothing really spectacular on my play. My stack went from $200 down to $95 back up to $350 and I left with $280. Won an all-in pot with QQ. UTG limp, I pop to $18, all folded, UTG called. Flop Jd 4d 5c. UTG check/called my $50 flop bet. Turn another 4. I shoved for $107 all-in. He called with Ad 3d. River another J.

Superman didn't fare well in the table, he busted his $200, re-buy for final $50 and built up to like $90. Then table broke up and he moved. From $90, he managed to double up twice plus winning some small pots. His stack reached to $400. His table was very wild, there was a mushroom stack shoving preflop every hand. Superman dealt KK UTG, he limped (planning to shove when the mushroom shove as well.) Unfortunately all limp, flop J Q 7. Superman bet, and now 2 players shoved, he called $200 more. Turn A river rag. He lost to AQ.

With less than $200 in the stack, now he took a more aggressive route. ATC every hand, and soon after this hand came up. He limp in CO with 34 off. Limp pot and flop 3s3c4s. SB check, BB bet $20, UTG called, Superman called, SB called, others folded. Turn 7d. SB checked, BB bet $50, UTG shoved for $125+, Superman shoved for $150+, SB check-raised to $250. BB folded. SB showed 56 for straight, UTG didn't show but he asked for a repeat, Superman stood up and kept quiet. (Perhapes he has been watching too much TV lately) River another 4 , UTG jumped in the air and celabrate with joy flipped over J 3 off. SB mucked his hand in disguess, then Superman flipped over his bigger boat. What an acting job he has done. He slow-rolled his hand into perfection. Looking at UTG's reaction afterwards was nothing but priceless! Well done!

I also saw Sam Fishy last night. Had a chat with him and as usual, he was annoying as ever. Everything came out from his mouth is about Neverlose. I told him I don't care about him, I don't think I could have any conversation with him because I don't like him as a person. Somehow Sam Fishy wouldn't stop, promoting Neverlose as the Guru in this world. After 2 minutes, I left. I am not going to listen to all those crap anymore.

Why is Sam Fishy so obsessed to Neverlose? Are you 2 having a love affair? Did he give you the biggest cum ever in your life? Are you gay? Is it because Neverlose's penis just a touch thicker than a toothpick, and it fits perfectly up your ass? Is it because he was your first love? Or is he the guy that broke your virginity? Maybe Neverlose has some special odore that really turns you on? After I said, I don't like to talk about this guy, why would you still mentioning about him? Is he the true Guru in your mind and you are his #1 follower? Are you just acting stupid, or you are in fact stupid? Or actually you are mentally retarded? Too many questions with no answer. Forget about it!